Like, WhatEVER! Listen... *chews gum* okay so we here at DADT are like totally having a 90's themed party! OMG!
So we're talking like everything is 90's. Jewel is even gonna be there. Maybe we will give away 3 free Tomagotchis if we feel like it. ONLY if you are wearing wheely shoes like Heelys.
Or howabout Scrunchies? WEAR them. but to get them you will have to either order them on your dial up internet (EW!) or spend 87 cents for a gallon of gas to go buy them and the NEWEST Beanie Baby. (dont forget your Pogs. pog offs all night long. whos got the BIGGEST slammer????)
SO after we all watch Titanic and cry even though they both could have fit on the floating piece of wood its time to get down to business.
STRAP ON YOUR FANNY PACK its DADT: DUH!
ONLY 90's MUSIC BEING SPUN ALL NIGHT BY DJ DRASHER
(and this bitch GREW UP in the 90's. he wore Hammer pants to kindergarten.)
90's DRAG PERFORMANCES from DADTs 'FOR REAL' Queens
Im talking you will think actually think its Ani Defranco on that mother fuckin stage... but you will really be eating some serious realness from:
MADGE OF HONOR
AQUANETTE JONES
SOCIAL SERVICES
LOCAL HONEY
+
QYA BELLAGIO LERUE (Virgin to the DADT Stage)
90's VIDEOS ALA CLARISSA EXPLAINS NOTHING, ALL THAT, TRL, THE NOT SO SECRETIVE WORLD OF ALEX MACK, DINOSAURS, FRESH PRINCE, REN AND STIMPY, BANANAS IN PAJAMAS, BOY MEETS WORLD, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, yadda yadda yadda- collaged together by the talented NICK DAY.
Flashy Fun lights! Im talking realllllly flashy by the lovely Scott Hadley. But no lasers, they weren't invented yet.
So strap on your Wonderbra, Doc Martins, and of course Flannel. Dont forget to bring enough slap bracelets for all your friends either. Spice Girls. Spice.
21+
FREE BEFORE TEN (WUTTT!)
8 DOLLARS AFTER
So we're talking like everything is 90's. Jewel is even gonna be there. Maybe we will give away 3 free Tomagotchis if we feel like it. ONLY if you are wearing wheely shoes like Heelys.
Or howabout Scrunchies? WEAR them. but to get them you will have to either order them on your dial up internet (EW!) or spend 87 cents for a gallon of gas to go buy them and the NEWEST Beanie Baby. (dont forget your Pogs. pog offs all night long. whos got the BIGGEST slammer????)
SO after we all watch Titanic and cry even though they both could have fit on the floating piece of wood its time to get down to business.
STRAP ON YOUR FANNY PACK its DADT: DUH!
ONLY 90's MUSIC BEING SPUN ALL NIGHT BY DJ DRASHER
(and this bitch GREW UP in the 90's. he wore Hammer pants to kindergarten.)
90's DRAG PERFORMANCES from DADTs 'FOR REAL' Queens
Im talking you will think actually think its Ani Defranco on that mother fuckin stage... but you will really be eating some serious realness from:
MADGE OF HONOR
AQUANETTE JONES
SOCIAL SERVICES
LOCAL HONEY
+
QYA BELLAGIO LERUE (Virgin to the DADT Stage)
90's VIDEOS ALA CLARISSA EXPLAINS NOTHING, ALL THAT, TRL, THE NOT SO SECRETIVE WORLD OF ALEX MACK, DINOSAURS, FRESH PRINCE, REN AND STIMPY, BANANAS IN PAJAMAS, BOY MEETS WORLD, TALES FROM THE CRYPT, yadda yadda yadda- collaged together by the talented NICK DAY.
Flashy Fun lights! Im talking realllllly flashy by the lovely Scott Hadley. But no lasers, they weren't invented yet.
So strap on your Wonderbra, Doc Martins, and of course Flannel. Dont forget to bring enough slap bracelets for all your friends either. Spice Girls. Spice.
21+
FREE BEFORE TEN (WUTTT!)
8 DOLLARS AFTER
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